What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.