What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.