What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper