What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

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How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper