What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper