Hulk Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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Star-Spangled Banner.

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

72 Jokes More 72 Jokes

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.