Hulk Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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The Star Spangled Banner!

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.