How did the Hulk feel after trying to l...

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

Mjolnir Jokes More Mjolnir Jokes

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!