How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!