How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!