Thor Jokes

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

What do you find in a cloud's shorts?

Thunderpants!

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !