Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.