Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.