Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.