Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out