What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.