Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

Where is Pinocchio's website?

On the splinternet.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Toy Box Jokes More Toy Box Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Pinocchio Face Jokes More Pinocchio Face Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"