Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"