Quit being nosey.
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He nose what he's doing
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
His hand caught fire.
He couldn't handle his lacquer
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
Both want to be real boys
His hand caught on fire.
when his hand caught fire!!
Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
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Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
He caught on fire.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
On the splinternet.
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
He wasn't cut out for this.
He's ben affleckted.
Catch you later
Because he overcame the dark side
Ham-burgers!
A very very big spider !
A dog.
Causal fridays.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
She hated being microbe-managed.
He chicken tendered his resignation.
Cotton balls
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
