Quit being nosey.
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He nose what he's doing
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
His hand caught fire.
He couldn't handle his lacquer
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
Both want to be real boys
His hand caught on fire.
when his hand caught fire!!
Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
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Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
He caught on fire.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
On the splinternet.
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
He wasn't cut out for this.
Scream of mushroom !
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
Barbie Q !
because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
Want to date hot Russians!
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G:"I'm on both."
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
A reptile dysfunction
Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.
Canada Dry.
M'doula obligada.
Cotton balls