Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.