Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs