Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.