Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!
Try to disable sticky keys.
When it fails
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Paints the town red
A communist party
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
Because they spend years at sea.
Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.
Full Marx
A few degrees.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.