What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What do you call communist memorabilia?

Trotsky's.