What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.