What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

What did the lesbian vampires say to each other?

Seeya next month!

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.