What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

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What did the lesbian vampires say to each other?

Seeya next month!

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.