What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.