What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier