Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
We don't talk about it...
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Might I conjure Ya
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
It didn't make cents
They handsome money to the cashier