What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."