What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"