What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents