What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.