What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.