What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"