What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"