Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.