Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton