Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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You have diafetus

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The Qu Qu Qu.

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Nothing, he'll shoot you.

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did