Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!