Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.