Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

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What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

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Your wife.

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What do you call Mexican stoners?

Baked beans

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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Because he was white.

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Hole is going to be huge!