Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Ballerina Jokes More Ballerina Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women