Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Ballerina Jokes More Ballerina Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women