What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.