What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis