What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.