What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis