What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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What is a Cell?

something you keep black people in

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue