What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis