What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis