What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"