What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

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Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

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How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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They cell it.

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis