How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

5 Year Old Nephew Jokes More 5 Year Old Nephew Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew