When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall?

Hocus Focus

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air