When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Pasture Jokes More Pasture Jokes

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.