What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.