What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head