What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.