What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.