What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.