What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.