What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.