Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.