Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.