Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is