Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

Where can you find tetraplegics?

Where you left them.

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"