Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.