Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What do old people smell like?

Depends