What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Shia Jokes More Shia Jokes

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.