What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

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What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.