What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

Shia Jokes More Shia Jokes

How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.