Because they are all Targets.
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Iran
In Iraq.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
They're all living under Iraq
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Both of them are hard to pull out of.
Because there are too many targets.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
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A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself
The Kurds have their ways
A Cheese Kurd.
For giving arms to Iraq.
Men behaving Baghdadly.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Because they live under Iraq.
They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.
Because he asked for Ice-es
He answered: "Iran"
It's just so hard to pull out.
The drone.
A map.
Bristol Palin.
A: Duck.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
Well actually, I-ran
Because they're like Iraq.
A:A refund.
because there is a target in every corner.
2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Claustrophobic!
A drummer!!!!!
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
Because his mixtape was to die for...
There's no place like cd "
During Black Friday.
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
