Because they are all Targets.
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Iran
In Iraq.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
They're all living under Iraq
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Both of them are hard to pull out of.
Because there are too many targets.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
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A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself
The Kurds have their ways
A Cheese Kurd.
For giving arms to Iraq.
Men behaving Baghdadly.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Because they live under Iraq.
They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.
Because he asked for Ice-es
He answered: "Iran"
It's just so hard to pull out.
The drone.
A map.
Bristol Palin.
A: Duck.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
Well actually, I-ran
Because they're like Iraq.
A:A refund.
because there is a target in every corner.
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
A basketball team.
The nba
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
Because they don't have attachments!
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
Darth Vader.
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Because they live in misery
Scares their dogs.
A: Because there are too many Targets
