What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

What country do I live?

Iran

Campaign Jokes More Campaign Jokes

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost