How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.