How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."