How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.