Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

E Jokes More E Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee