Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Previous Random Joke Next

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

E Jokes More E Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects