Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.