Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee