Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

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Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.