Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee