Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

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What do you call an Internet mystery?

An e-nigma.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.