What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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What are your thoughts on monorails?

They make decent one-liners.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.