What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.