Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

removed

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.