Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What are you doing with your life?

I'm up."

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

What is censorship?

removed

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.