Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.