Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

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What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life