Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life