Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

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Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life