Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
With a blues scale
Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
Oooohms
because that's what they measure.
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
In square feet.
In hertz!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You use an o-silly-scope!
In yarr'ds.
In pentagrams
A: They want to measure their intelligence.
Demeter.
That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "
A cosmetrologist.
In mooments
In Hertz.
With a tire gauge.
Because they don't have any feet!
Im measuring your patience"
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
Moogabytes
I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!
They wash themselves.
Pao! Pao!
They're both leg ends.
It is a no spin zone
So he could watch the football
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
February... because it has the least number of days
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
A swipe and wipe.
The Flosberry Flop.
Tenants.
Pounds
