Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
With a blues scale
Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
Oooohms
because that's what they measure.
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
In square feet.
In hertz!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You use an o-silly-scope!
In yarr'ds.
In pentagrams
A: They want to measure their intelligence.
Demeter.
That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "
A cosmetrologist.
In mooments
In Hertz.
With a tire gauge.
Because they don't have any feet!
Im measuring your patience"
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
Moogabytes
He never mentions "on the other hand"
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
They're plane to sea
A good start.
Her Highness will tell you
A dental rental.
To make a path for the Israelice.
Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
The Big Cigarette
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
