Path Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance