Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.