Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance