Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.