Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.