What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.