What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.