Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
Attire.
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Mary J O'Blige
One less drunken Irishman
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.