Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

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What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."