What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager