Starbuck Jokes

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Barista Jokes More Barista Jokes

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.