Starbuck Jokes

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do you give a teenage girl who can't even?

A two-torial!

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

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For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".