It's the most basic drink there is.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The line to Starbucks.
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
Ground and federal expresso
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
Because it's black. Sorry.
starbucks
He buys it from Starbucks...
A Terrista
A flat white.
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
Because they can't even.
Flappaccinos.
Starbucks
Show me your brews!"
Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)
slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
Half calf
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
Basic Math
You'll never forget her name.
Because white girls cant even
STARbucks.
With Starbucks!
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
A pineapple !
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
In the kitchen.
Because there horns don't work
Because it was grounded.
They throw silverware on the ground!
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
Rustled Crow
None of them are original.
She could never say no to apple.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
By firing squad.
Because they cantaloupe!
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
