Starbuck Jokes

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What can't teenage girls do?

Even

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.