What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press