What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)