Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

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Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

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Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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Nobody will look for them.

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Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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Don't worry they'll tell you

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A **decaf**alon

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The arts student gets a mark for it.

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There were too many truss problems.

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.