lowering the bar. or not to.
Give the criminals badges.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.