Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

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What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow white's hymen

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.