Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.