Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is! XD

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.