What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.