What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.