What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.