What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.