Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.

Happy Jokes More Happy Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW