Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."