What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

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How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.