she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."
So they know where to stop shaving.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
He went home and drowned in his tea pee.
