What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."