she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."
Don't Stop
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
To which I replied: "a camera."
The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".
He went home and drowned in his tea pee.
