Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre