How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!