How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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To sharpen the knife

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Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.