How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.