How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that