How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked