What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes