What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Why is the white girl so odd?

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!