You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.
Au.
Pupil : It's stolen !
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
Because he's not a rat.
Hide his paycheck with his kids.
A C3POpian
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
All of them.
Put his food stamps in his work boots
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
You put his welfare checks in his work boots.
