How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

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What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

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What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!